Absolute Zero: Misadventures From A Broad (Val & Pals Book 1) by Lashley Margaret

Author:Lashley, Margaret [Lashley, Margaret]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Zazzy Ideas, Inc.
Published: 2017-04-18T16:00:00+00:00

I’d just returned my cup to the coffee bar when a hotel maid came bustling out of the elevator, waving something in her had.

“Signora Jolly! You have forgetted this!” She scurried up to me and handed me the purple bathing suit I’d hoped to leave behind.

“Oh. Thank you. Gratzie,” I fumbled.

As the maid walked away, I sighed. I hope this isn’t a portent of frustrations to come.

I shrugged the thought away, bent over and unzipped the side pocket on my big blue suitcase. I started to tuck the suit inside when I spied something red in the pocket. I pulled it out. It was a pair of Friedrich’s sexy underwear. I stared at the underpants for a moment and smiled. It dawned on me that I’d never had a lover before. Not like this.

I saw Vittorio’s cab pull up. I looked up and jumped like a frog in a frying pan. A pair of judging eyes glared at me from a face that looked as if everything smelled of shit. Aww, crap!

“You’re leaving already. Good,” Val II sneered. “You know, an educated man like Friedrich is too good for a flabby-assed little hick like you.”

If I didn’t have a plane to catch, I’d have shown her just what this flabby-assed little hick was capable of.

“Oh really? Then why did he take me on all those rides?”

“A cheap ride for cheap ride, my dear. And now you’re gone. Frank and I, we have a relationship. We’re dating. We decided to stay in Italy another week. He’s taking me on a tour of the Amalfi Coast. You got a tour of what – a pizza parlor and a cheap hotel room?”

The woman had gone and gotten on my last nerve, but I wasn’t about to give her the satisfaction. I smiled cheerfully.

“Well, I think you and Frank make the perfect pair.”

Val II’s face went from sneer to smug. “We do, don’t we.”

“Absolutely. You kiss his ass for his money, and every time he locks onto your freakish, butt-blubber lips, he’s kissing fat that came out of your ass.”

Val II’s Botox face went crimson. I smiled brightly, then turned and headed out the door.

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